Oh, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

	is for Daddy, who gave you your name.
	is for Unbelievably funny 'cuz you always know how to make us laugh.
	is for Shoulda named you Pharaoh 'cuz you're the king of the house.
	is for Trouble, which is your middle name.
	is for your Yellow color, although I still say you're cinnamon.